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I'll never forget when I was six years old and I saw two dogs getting it on for the very first time. Bewildered and concerned, I blurted out, "Mommy, what's wrong with those two dogs?"
"Well, darling," she said after a considerable pause, "the dog in the front is very sick, and his friend is pushing him to the hospital." This obviously messed me up for years to come, because every time I injured myself, I would seek out the neighborhood dog in hopes of being led to the ER.
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