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#116: Butter My Butt And Call Me A Biscuit And Other Country Sayings

Everyone is an expert these days. And even when they've got nothin' to say, they say it. So when the tweets grow tiresome, head back to the commonsense wisdom of the good ol' days. Each full-color page of the countrified Butter My Butt And Call Me A Biscuit! 2013 Day-to-Day Calendar imparts a time-tested nugget of truth guaranteed to make even the most jaded among us crack a smile. Here are some examples:

* When things aren't going your way, you might say . . . If it was rainin' soup, they'd hand me a fork.

* To a friend who was complaining about his day, you might say . . . You woke up breathin', so it ain't a complete loss.

* She's nuttier than a squirrel's cheeks in October.


  • Kindle: 4868 KB
  • Print Length: 640 pages
  • Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing LLC; Pag edition (July 16, 2012)
  • ASIN: B008HF9PRO




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AUTHOR BIOS:
Allan Zullo is the author or coauthor of nearly 100 nonfiction books, including the books in the best-selling Amazing But True series. He lives in Fairview, North Carolina.
Gene Cheek, a born and bred Tar Heel, lives in Swannanoa, North Carolina.


REVIEW:
This was one helluva fun book to read each morning. I learned tons of fun and new sayings, and had a barrel of laughs along the way.
I had no idea how many different sayings there were in the South. Now I have a vast knowledge of witticisms to use throughout my life. 
Anyone would get a kick out of this book. It's even clean enough for younger minds to read too.
Won't you grab a copy for 2014?



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