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Unspent Time Launch Party


Unspent Time Launch Party

Get free books and win a Kindle Fire or a Kindle Touch

Warning: reading this novel may make you more attractive and elevate 
your random luck by about 9.332%* (* These statements have not been evaluated by any person of consequence!)
From the award winning author of ‘No Hope for Gomez!’ comes a collection
of impossible tales. Permeating the cracks between the past and the present
is the realm of Unspent Time; time that was allotted but never spent. This is
where we find the stories that could have been true. Such as the story of Kiala, whose caretaker disappears one day, leaving her
as the sole Huntress to battle the giant octopi to feed her village. Or the
revealing tale of Goki Feng Ho, the ancient Chinese art of decoding the
meaning of car license plates. And the heartbreaking story of the man
responsible for choosing the colors of the insides of your shoes. And let’s not
forget the story behind Unspent Time itself, the metaphysical ramifications of
which will leave the scientific community feeling mostly indifferent about it
for decades to
come… For the launch of the new novel I decided to discount it to $0.99 for today
(PC and eBook), give away some exclusive content, and raffle off two Kindles.
All entrants will get:
  • An exclusive spin-off novelette (not available for purchase anywhere!)
  • Making of Gomez: behind the scenes eBook
  • Signature for their paperback or kindle edition
  • Chance to win a Kindle Fire or a Kindle Touch
(Prizes can be traded for Amazon gift certificates if you already own them.) Just email your receipt to nohopeforgomez@gmail.com to enter. Each purchase counts, so stock up on birthday presents (for people you don't 
like that much, for instance) The discount ends today, but be sure to send 
the receipts no later than June 1st. 

     
(Or order the books from any bookstore.)
Coupon code for today: ZB77D

And then get by ing about your purchase and another 
by mentioning it on facebook   

 Sound bites from Unspent Time: 

“I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money.”

“I'm very polite by nature, even the voices in my head let each other finish 
their sentences.” 

“I didn’t actually want to do it,” Kiala told the boy. “The universe just kind 
of conspired to force me to make a fool of myself. It does that quite a lot, 
actually.”

“Sadly, my socks are like snowflakes, no two are exactly alike.” 

Here's what reviewers had to say:

"A veritable page turner of nonstop laughs!" -- Reader Views
"An unputdownable read. a Coens Brothers' film in book form."   -- BookReview.com 
“Extremely witty and clever writing.”  -- California Chronicle
"A Party for your Brain!" -- Warren Baxter


Bio:
Graham Parke is responsible for a number of technical publications and has
recently patented a self-folding map. He has been described as both a
humanitarian and a pathological liar. Convincing evidence to support
either allegation has yet to be produced. www.grahamparke.com www.grahamparke.blogspot.com GoodReads Facebook

Comments

  1. Aw yes...I remember the GOMEZ book. A curious read for certain...sounds like that writing style carries over into these tales. Thanks for hosting a spot on the tour!

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  2. Thanks for hosting Freda and thanks for remembering Gomez GMR ;)

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